if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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