Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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