He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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