No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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