I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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