I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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