If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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