I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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