I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
if i died would you start the facebook group?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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