i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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