Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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