I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
These tits shall not be calmed
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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