quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
