oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
i think i just lost a toe
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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