I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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