i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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