is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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