Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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