Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Randomize
