Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
