BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Alive.
So much puke
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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