Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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