do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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