She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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