ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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