hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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