Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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