I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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