I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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