Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The air was thick with penises
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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