Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
