i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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