Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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