I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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