I heard we made out
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
