So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Randomize
