Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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