absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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