508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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