going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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