i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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