I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just want to make out with him forever
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
