Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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