on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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