Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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