is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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