ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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