i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
50% drunk capacity currently
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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