just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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