yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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