how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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