We should be called the Road Head Warriors
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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