put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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