oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
honey bunches of taint.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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