But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Randomize