I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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